I found this brilliant photograph of Indian Air Force chief Pradeep Naik, and knew it had to be a cartoon. But I couldn’t think of anything good enough for that speech bubble, so I’m throwing it open. Do comment with what you think the IAF Chief is saying. No vulgarity and profanity please — he is our chief.
Photo ©India Strategic
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Money Is raining these days !!!
AIF Chief is saying: ''We are only 1/3 of China in fighting power but don't worry, we can destroy them by dropping our crashed MiGs and corrupt netas on their cities.'' 😛
im the fattest air chief in the history of air chiefs…
"I should have made my dentist a bomber pilot. How long before this laughing gas wears off?"
Cujo
"Chal acchaa hai retirement aagayee…ab kahin governor banke ash karenge"
Hahaha! JF 17 !
Do you know why I don’t like HAL Tejas? … Because I don’t fit into one!
Q: Sir, what do you want for your farewell gift?
A: A Gold Tooth to complete my set!
There are no doubts about my age.
I just saw someone comparing the JF 17 to our Su 30 mki
F-16 … really? What were they smoking?
HAL ka band baja !
Money? No object!
"Arre Bhai, Rafael aur EF Typhoon mein one will fly high in IAF colors(depicted by his right hand) and the other one will bow down(depicted by his left hand)."
"I've fast-tracked IAF acquisitions when I couldv'e been doing yoga with Ramdev!!"
"PAF = Pork puff
PLAAF = Bluff
JF-17 = Junked Fc-1
Real paki ruler Asfck Kia-nehi
hehehe"
Ha Ha! Bofors? Pah! We've pulled off the biggest scam on the Indian taxpayer!! Ever heard of the MMRCA? Arey mere bache aur unke bachon ke bachon ka Switzerland mein rehne ka intazaam ho gaha!!
Please don't tickle me anymore, the MMRCA tender is yours!!
If I Die in the Battle Zone_Take my Body and guide me home
Put my Rifle on my chest_Tell my nation I did my best
Tell my mother not to cry_I was a soldier borned to die
Dedicated to Param Veer Chakra Winner Late Captain Vikram Batrauide me home
Put my Rifle on my chest_Tell my nation I did my best
Tell my mother not to cry_I was a soldier borned to die
Dedicated to Param Veer Chakra Winner Late Captain Vikram Batra
Mogembo khush huaa…….
Mein hoon Nandu, sabka bandhu.
Reporter: Sir what is your strategist against china
Air chief: Its very simple we will fly from right, and hit them hard from left…!!!
Reporter: Sir I didn't get your point..??
Air Chief: Its Classified, I will be behind bars if i will tell u..but i can show u…look my hands..!!!
"Don't worry ! Delhi is safe"
Hey!!! I can also act like Dev Anand….
MMRCA,FGFA,SU30,MIG29 & MIRAJ UPGRADE,C-17,C-130…GOSH.. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OR
J-17..A 4++ FIGHTER??
MMRCA,FGFA,SU30,MIG29 & MIRAJ UPGRADE,C-17,C-130…GOSH.. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OR
J-17..A 4++ FIGHTER??
Big security breach between my teeth.. I have to ask tender for the most advanced LIGHT WEIGHT teeth.. he he he
1. Yum, Yum, Yaar, See, Aah! (MMRCA!)
2. This Antony Fellaww…Ha, Ha, Ha…!God!
If IAF comes in action, Enemy will run like a fearful duck flapping on water flap flap flap 🙂
Ab ayae ga maja (now we'll have fun)
Hey, look I am smiling…giggle giggle
what is my share in all upcomig deals toothfairy
what else can we import ?
He just discovered that Pakistan stopped funding of Ghauri-III missile. Guess their Uncle wont pay them pocketmoney for missiles…
He just read the news that Pakistan will strike its own soil with Nukes using Hatf-IX (that puny 60 km missile) if India attacks them!
Problem solved. Lets attack them and let'em nuke themselves. Muwahahaha!
Bahut kama liy defence deal se ab retirement lo ash karu dech jaye bhar mein
Old Monk.. large one..
Lets just say he is browsing through Pak Def forums. 'nuff said.
Proving that visionaries and men of steel are human too…
Anyone who can laugh so innocently is good in my books.
And they think the MMRCA deal will be finalized by this year end. Guffaw, haw haw haw. 'em Damn gullible Civilians!
Tejas for MMRCA …
oh, pakistan says we hax ! LOL noobs 😀
umang ..
Arrey hazoor wah taj boliye
abey kal ka tumhara joke bahut achha tha hahaha
" psss… Sachin and Dhoni will not get a ride in the Sukhoi 30 MKI.. I was bluffing all the way" ahahaha..
My second guess.. He also might have said… " As you can see, I have a tooth missing.. ahahahaha"
Zar mee air force chief na hoto, tar mee Zakir Hussain asto…
Our taxpayers think with all these upgrades coming up our air force is gonna transform into some something unbeatable. But what they don't realize is that these upgrades are gonna stay in papers for a long time still all these upgrades get old for the world.
He is saying 'Are zane bhi do yaar' to USA when they repeatedly try to get back in MMRCA and offer F-35.
"And THAT is how I fooled the teens!"
– Manne
"Look i'm a JF 17….and i'm Thunderinggg Muhahahahaha"
I think Anon @2:51 AM has a perfect quote.
I have done it. I have patented the MMRCA deal process.
come on!!!! MMRCA deal will be finalized so quickly? only in your dreams my dear!!! err !!! sorry not even in your dreams !!! hee heee heee!!!!
Reporter : Sir How good is the LCA
Air Chief : Arey baba i told you na .It is Mig 21 + +
Reporter : Sir then How good is JF 17
Chief :JF 17 is Mig 21 Minus Minus .
Reporter : Sir what is this plus minus
Chief : WITH new LCA it means 2 things ;IAF strength going UP so I say plus plus
And the MORALE of that Dabba PAF and their JF 17 coming further down So I say MINUS MINUS
HA HA HA
hell, this white balloon in front of me has me in splits.
woo hoo! daffy duck's on cable, hilarious.
I guess we need more stealth fighters and bombers to counter the bastard Pakistanis and the chin chin's (i.e. the Chinese).
i guess he means that we need more revolutionary stealth fighter& bomber designs to counter the Bastard Pakistanis and the ever defiant and threatening chin chin's (i.e. The Chinese)
Pappu pass ho gaya, Pappu paas ho gaya. Arey MMRCA ki baat kar raha hoon.
Why only ajai shukla should start any contest like this?
morons, just designing a stealthy airframe and fitting an outdated ruskie engine and making it fly makes them believe that they have developed a fifth generation plane. ha! ha ! Ha!
"Defence procurement policy made flawless with the recent draft???!!!…ha ha ha ha…thats a gud one I have come across since I became the CAS…ha ha ha"
why so serious!!! hehehe…
"HAL and DRDO people…Professionals?!!!!….PHAH HA HA HA HA…don't make me laugh so much so that I reduce a pound or two…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
why so serious!!!hehehe…..
Mein hi Mila tha…;)
Naik – "WHAT ??, F-35 JSF, YOU MEAN, JUST SUCKS FIGHTER, FOR IAF ? NO WAAAY !! "
MMRCA LAGA DAALA TOH LIFE JINGALALA!!!!
After retirement I will take over HAL and wahan par sabko MURGA banaonga
Let me translate in English
After retirement I will takeover HAL and Kick their asses
Those HAL buggers dont work
YR AB AUR PARESHAN MAT KAR jab dekho tab MMRCA ,china…….
mai kya pandit hu..lol
yarrrh….!!! tuh be kya china china… Ok will spell the beans for u… our strategy is "gorilla" warfare…look at me how gorilla i look….
In russia, i sat inside a pakfa and like this made TABLA of the control panels-
Tig gid- tig gid- dhoom
Do not be afraid of a big SinoPaki axis. They are only Zombies from the Hollywood.
Lost my tooth to the punchlines
M bole to MMRCA..HEHEHE…ARREY APUN KA CHOICE TO EKDUM JHAKKAS HAI..ABHI CHINKI LOG KI CHOTEE CHOTEE ANKHEIN KHOLNE KI TIME AA GYA..PAKI SAB LOG TO APNE AAP LINE MEIN AA JAYENGE…JAB DEKHO SASTA MAAL DHOONDHTE HAIN…126 FINAL KIYA NA…KITNA PETEE DIYA MALOOM KYA TERE KUUU… 🙂
GOOD THING! I'M RETIRING I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ALL THESE NEW TENDERS!!!! WE NEED
KK
American's n Rashian's are kicked off MMRCA competition instead of political pressure..now next is France.. Eurofighter Typhoon gonna win finally…
MMRCA was just mic testing..
We are going to scrap the tender anyway..
Shiv: Sir, any status update about AMCA?
PVN: It's fun to stay at the YMCA
itna sanata kyon hai bhai ??
i just dont get it guys . How does the media know about stuff before i do 🙂
" Ha Ha…what was that you just said, Shiv ???? "
V.K Saraswat actually tried to sell me the story that DRDO was serious about timely developing systems for use against China
To me threats from Pakistan & Chinese air force are like my pet dogs, whom I tame like this.
"After the sucessful shortlist of outdated mmrca planes, we have a new requirement requirement to buy 32 squadrons of uber expensive next generation tooth sets to replace my falling old ones. You wouldn't want the world to think the Indian military lacks the bite, do u? I'm sure Anthony bhai here would agree." giggles as if he had bagged close up award for best smile.
next time get me mooli kay parathay and u can be my wingman
These are such cool times to be an IAF chief..I feel like dancing! trying out that Hrithik "ek pal ka jeena" move!
After my retirement I may replace archana puran singh in comedy circus…………see I can laugh without any reason for one hour.ha.ha.ha.Its also better paying job without any worry of scams.
JF17 A 4+ FIGHTER??? HE HE HE KUCH BHI..LOLZ
PAF – a threat to IAF??? ha ha ha!!!! They never knew when USAF striked them in abottabad.. how can they be threat to us
1. This is the new technical evaluation: One per cent of Rafale vs one per cent of the rest. Who says IAF needs more squadrons? Wanna patent this?
2. How can a heavy weight go for medium weights?
Hi,
My comment has nothing to do with this cartoon contest (though yeah the picture is a cartoonist dream.)
Guys take a second and look at the watch our mighty air force supremo is wearing. As far as I can say its an HMT or a watch from our Dad's generation.
There is this guy in charge of billions of $ worth of equipment and look at his personal belongings..
I am really hopeful(with crossed fingers) that no monetary scandals will be reported against our air Chief.
We really need some honest and upriht warriors defending us not just brave ones.
Jai Hind
China..building a Stealth Aircraft??
Budda Hoge Thera Baap
Heh Heh Heh, Our politicians have no clue about defence. The shmucks will sign anything I put in front of them. Look at how stupid they are of approving the Mirage 2000 upgrade when they can brand spanking new Rafale for the same price. Heee Heee Heee!
Mr Shiv Aroor you are a cheap journalist who has made fun of the chief it is people like you who damage the Nation you are a shame to this nation, even if you don't post this you will realise what harm you have done
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Anonymous said…
Mr Shiv Aroor you are a cheap journalist who has made fun of the chief it is people like you who damage the Nation you are a shame to this nation, even if you don't post this you will realise what harm you have done
4:56 PM
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People like YOU are shame to a NATION, what have you done for the NATION in PUBLIC forum.
Shiv g Tuse Great O, Ignore the IDIOT
I am not entirely ashamed of my effeminate side.
Air tabla is more like my thing
Anon@ 4:56 Chill yaar. We all love and respect our IAF chief. No offense was intended. If you disagree, which I would like to remind Mr. Singh, he is free to; then you can email your concern to Shiv instead of posting in forum.
I am the person who made the remark against Shri Aroor my contention is you can make fun of a person of such high stature on public forum but want to be reminded through email I repeat and again repeat some of you guys have a made a mockery of the Indian Air Force
i just heard JF-17 is better than LCA!